Part two.

I are Tucky Wucky. I R be starving. Please click my ads so I can eat real cat food and no left to fend on my own murdering mice at my family barn. Contrary to popular thought, Mice are gamey. They are rodents. I proudly bring you a dead rat that was eating the family grain from the barn, drop it at your feet and you reward me with a giant “EWWWWWWW”. I work hard, give me some catnip and a can of fillet-o-whatever. I swear, you ungrateful humans….Feed me. Real food. I’m not a feral cat. I am domesticated.