This is a tale of how I became the drug dealer to the stars of kitty land.
Take one craft fuzzy pipe cleaner, bend it around your finger and make a spring. Insert into bag of catnip. Shaken, not stirred. Remeber to crush the catnip beforehand to release the oils.
Take the new “toy” and plant it near someone you want to annoy. Like a swarm of bees, they will go nuts on whoever to placed it near. 20 mins later they will be in a catnip coma! And they stop bothering me!
One problem though, now they come to me all the time with that meow and “Yo man, I need my fix.”
Only they can’t pay for it.